I loved this bit:
All three players volunteered their services for the big production.
"You don't get any overtime," DeJesus said. "We do it just for love of the game."
For the record, I've always called myself a mustard fan, simply because one of my brothers roots for relish and another for ketchup, so I chose mustard to avoid conflict. But if DeJesus was ketchup, I'm all about it. Move over, mustard!